Discovering ingenious blogs is so exhilarating. STFU, Marrieds is simply dedicated to the gushy, vomit-inspiring updates on Facebook that married (or engaged, or coupled) people post, which are essentially intended to exclaim to anyone who's reading, "Hey! Look at how fantastic my life is! Having a significant other validates my self-worth! Aren't you so envious of my daily activities?"Can't take full credit for the discovery -- found it through a link on a Passive-Aggressive Notes post (one of the greatest blogs ever created).
